Sam-Darnold-I-Am

I would not, could not, throw a touchdown.
Not on third down against the Browns.
I do not like them when at home.
I do not like them in the Red Zone.
I do not like them on the road.
I do not like them in desperation mode.
I do not like them as a Hail Mary.
I do not like them from a single carry.
I do not like them from the pocket.
I do not want an arm like a rocket.
I do not like them from a run.
I do not like them out of shotgun.
I do not like them after the snap.
I do not like them from a Wildcat.
I do not like them on trick plays.
I do not like those primetime Sundays.
I do not want more touchdown skills.
I do not like two minute drills.
I do not like touchdowns when coverage is man.
I do not like them, Sam-Darnold-I-Am.

Medium: Watercolor

Dimensions: 10"x14"

Date completed: March 28, 2026

Galleries: Favorites, Football, Puns, Sports Memes, The Darnold

Athletes and Teams: New York Jets, Sam Darnold

Availability: In private collection